Whats My Age Again ?

A couple of weeks back I went to this party. I was the only unmarried person in the room full of about 50 people. Also I was one of the 5 people in the room who didnt have a baby/kids. And all these people were of my age group. It was a pretty uncomfortable evening.
So I started thinking that maybe, just maybe, it is high time to grow up and act my age. Maybe its high time I stop playing practical jokes. Maybe its high time to stop being so immature and act responsible instead. Then today I heard (after a long time) the theme song of my life, Blink 182's "Whats My Age Again ?". So I guess I'll put off the maturity plans to maybe next year or later.
I have my annual review (at work) coming up soon. In my last three consecutive reviews I've been 'politely' told (by three different bosses !!) to stop making fun of my colleagues and also to clean up my cube and make it look more professional. Lets see what they come up with this year.

Thank You Dave

Agony

On a dark MidWest highway, cool wind in my hair...
Musty smell of my unvacuumed car, rising up through the air...
My stomach growled loudly and my resolve grew dim...
I had to stop for a bite...

Ecstasy

The cup of chilli is lovely, dark and deep...
But I have my spicy chicken to first eat...
And miles to drive before I sleep...
And miles to drive before I sleep...

Thank You Dave Thomas, Thank You !

PS: Apologies to The Eagles and Robert Frost