Thursday, February 23, 2006

Don Vito Fossolini

Yes, that is really me.
Yes, that is a real cop car.
And yes, that is really me inside the cop car !!

To those two bloggers (who live in the south-west parts of two countries bordering the Atlantic ocean) who wanted to take out a 'supari' on me, take a good look at this picture. Maybe it is not I who should be worried about this whole 'supari' business (Or as my friend Luda would say - biznass). Unless you like to 'swim with the fishes', I suggest you think twice before taking a 'panga' with the Family :D

To the rest of the folks who visit my blog, in case you ever need a 'favor', don't hesistate to ask ;) Just remember that I did you a favor and one day I might come back and ask you to repay that favor :)

16 Comments:

Blogger Anu Russell said...

You are Crazy! And I am sure you are proud of it!!!!
:)

1:56 PM  
Blogger second_wind said...

so do these favors work similarly to the infinite "ka-chings" that have been deposited into your account....

9:57 PM  
Blogger Fosix said...

@anu
Oh hell yeah, I'm damn proud of it... Its a guy thing, you wouldn't understand... :))
Btw, this was my second time in a cop car...

@second_wind
Exactamento... I could retire pretty soon... :)
You recognize the name of the city on the cop car ? :D The cops dont like us 'ghar-wale' (home-boys) from the South Side visiting the suburbs... :)

10:31 PM  
Blogger M (tread softly upon) said...

This wouldn't be Chicago's Elmhurst by any chance, would it?

11:46 AM  
Blogger Fosix said...

@m(tsu)
Yup, the same one !! What/who do you know of it ?

1:37 PM  
Blogger M (tread softly upon) said...

I spent the last few years in Chicago :) Oak Park...Schaumburg...downtown Chicago. Know the place well enough.

12:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now you are going to have to pay me to not reveal the actualy secret behind this pic. I guess the 'ka-chings' are chinging my way.....

10:23 PM  
Blogger Fosix said...

@m(tsu)

Cool !! Two of my friends who commented on this post are from Chicago... And as far as i am concerned, i've collected so many frequent-driver miles in Chicago that the Skyway toll booth operators have stopped collecting money from me ;)

Even taking into account the fact that there are a gazillion desis in Chicago, what are the odds of you knowing one of us or somebody we know(its a small world you know!!) :D

@amzu

Thanks for stopping by...

@amsy

I dont know what you are talking about... You can say what you want to disrespect me... I dont care... I still have street credit with mah homies back in San Quentin... Know what I'm saying girl ?

And just for the record, if Gopalakrishnaswamy Narayanmurthy Venkatraghavan(my stupid roomie), had not tripped on his lungi and spilt sambhar down the barrels of my twin Glock forties, i would not have gone down quietly...

11:38 PM  
Blogger Fosix said...

@m(tsu) and amzu
Just a "random" :D observation... What are the odds of two people with the same blog name and template commenting one after each other on my blog ?

12:14 AM  
Blogger Crouching Tigress said...

Oh you look so smug in the snap!(what little I can see that is) :p. Also, you dont look 30 or g---. Where is the slanting dhoti I say?

Also, what is "swim with the fishes"? I am only aware of "sleeps with the fishes" a la Luca Brasi. Maybe its the new don lingo :p.

What if I want a favoUr and not a favour? Do I still not hesistate? Lol!!

3:06 PM  
Blogger Fosix said...

@search... searchin... searchinfor... umm.. err... @the-artist-formerly-known-as-crouching-tigress :D

The smug grin is because I know that nobody is going to (survive long enough) to testify in court againt the Fossolini Family... :P

And I did mean 'swim', not 'sleep'... *sigh*... You people see one Hollywood movie and then stereotype the entire Cosa Nostra... *sigh*...
Sure we do whack people and then dump the bodies into the ocean/river... But for serious offences, we throw them, alive and kicking, into Don Gianluca Tataglia's Olympic sized diving pool... This pool, incidently, is home to Allesandro and Giovanni, Don Tataglia's pet sharks... :P :P

Damm, did I spell 'favour' as 'favor' ? I've been in America too long... Putain de Bordel de Merde !!!

4:04 PM  
Blogger Trevor Penn said...

<\sarcasm><\tremble> *Ooooh I'm sooooo scared...* <\tremble><\sarcasm>

So, who/what am i to fear ??? Your links with Luda krishna... ??? :))

To all the fosix haters out there, I'm a supari taker right here... let's say good riddens to some bad rubbish... will cost some dope (petis and pesos) though :D

3:35 AM  
Blogger Fosix said...

@seashells
*sigh*... I'm afraid you leave me no choice... I spoke to Don Luigi Stracci last night and he said he would 'take you on a sightseeing trip of Arizona'... Which basically means that he will personally throw you out of a aeroplane at 30,0000 ft without a parachute...

PS: In case you were wondering why we decided not to take you to Don Tataglia's pool... Well, of late, the Don's taken to doing this really bad Al Pacino Scarface impression ('say hello to my little friend') when tossing people into his pool... And this is affecting the serious, no-nonsense, business image of the Cosa Nostra...

9:18 AM  
Blogger Trevor Penn said...

All Dons are stupid... If they took me "30,0000" high on AN aeroplane, there would be no survivors :D

4:29 PM  
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