The Fosix Diet
Move over 'South Beach'... Here comes The Fosix Diet © ® !!
This radically new diet is the by-product of exhaustive scientific research studies conducted at Fosix Laboratories over a period of time... The best part about the diet is that the dietER/dietESS (dietEE ??) can eat anything he/she wants...
The diet plan works as follows:
- The benchmark weight is to be taken just after a heavy dinner... DietEEs are encouraged to eat like pigs during this heavy dinner...
- The next weight should be taken the next morning before breakfast just after a big dump...
- Repeat Step 2 daily comparing result with benchmark weight taken in Step 1
Fosix Laboratories guarantees that a minimum of 0.5 to 1.0 pounds can be lost at Step 2 of the diet...
Disclaimer: The Fosix Diet is not recommended for people suffering from constipation...
posted by Fosix at 11:47 PM
6 Comments:
Lol! Why do you try SO GODDAMN hard to be funny? Sense of humor/wittiness is an inborn talent. You either have it or you don't! You can't get good at it by trying to practice it on others. :)
Reading your blogs was nothing short of torture. But I did have a good laugh...at YOU! Adios!
LOL ! your work is being critiqued ... btw, ur new DIET plan coupled with the annual workout..., ding ding ding... WINNER WINNER !!!
@anonymous
Dude/Sweetheart, were you just having a bad day or are you just hopping mad because you cannot use my diet ?? (Tip: They say that drinking lots of water and eating foods rich in fibre can help alleviate constipation)
@shank
thank you... dhanyavaad... merci beaucoup... dankeschoen... muchas gracias... arigato... :))
He he he! dat was a good one!
I thought only I get these kinda thoughts! funny funny funny!
funny :)....I assume that's how you maintain your svelte figure ;)
Nutritional consultant, constipational expert and Gramps - a man of many talents. Why Fosix though?
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