Foreword

Statutory Warning: Immature Content
This blog is meant for intelluctually challenged people like me. I have created it to document the trials and tribulations of my traumatized past and present (and future?). Please do not continue reading if you

• Do not have a sense of humor ( If you did not find movies like Austin Powers, Hot Shots, etc, funny, then you definitely do not have the qualifications needed to read this blog) or
• Are above the mental age of 18 ( If you have been deemed an adult by society due to your physical age but dont watch cartoons, play practical jokes or have never been told to act your age, then you do not meet the criteria for this blog ) or
• Have something better to do in life ( The very fact that you are here reading this means that you really have nothing better to do )

You have been warned !