The Fosix Diet

Move over 'South Beach'... Here comes The Fosix Diet © ® !!

This radically new diet is the by-product of exhaustive scientific research studies conducted at Fosix Laboratories over a period of time... The best part about the diet is that the dietER/dietESS (dietEE ??) can eat anything he/she wants...

The diet plan works as follows:

1. The benchmark weight is to be taken just after a heavy dinner... DietEEs are encouraged to eat like pigs during this heavy dinner...


2. The next weight should be taken the next morning before breakfast just after a big dump...


3. Repeat Step 2 daily comparing result with benchmark weight taken in Step 1

Fosix Laboratories guarantees that a minimum of 0.5 to 1.0 pounds can be lost at Step 2 of the diet...

Disclaimer: The Fosix Diet is not recommended for people suffering from constipation...