Don Vito Fossolini

Yes, that is really me.
Yes, that is a real cop car.
And yes, that is really me inside the cop car !!

To those two bloggers (who live in the south-west parts of two countries bordering the Atlantic ocean) who wanted to take out a 'supari' on me, take a good look at this picture. Maybe it is not I who should be worried about this whole 'supari' business (Or as my friend Luda would say - biznass). Unless you like to 'swim with the fishes', I suggest you think twice before taking a 'panga' with the Family :D

To the rest of the folks who visit my blog, in case you ever need a 'favor', don't hesistate to ask ;) Just remember that I did you a favor and one day I might come back and ask you to repay that favor :)

The Fosix Diet - Part Deux

Kabuli Chana*, eat lots of it !! The more you eat, the more gas is generated. The more gas that is generated, the more lighter you become**. As simple as that !!

Now all I have to figure out is how much KC a person needs to eat to lose weight on the weighing scale. Damn, if only I were intelligent !! I could have worked out the physics/maths of this. Maybe some smart reader*** can help me figure this out ?

Sample Problem Statement: How many grams of KC will it take to reduce the weight of a 140 pound cylinder (of height 5'11" and circumference 31") by one pound ?

The person who comes up with the correct equation for this problem will be given one years supply of Krispy Kreme doughnuts.

Alternatively, Rajma**** could also be used in place of KC. Although extensive studies still need to be conducted to determine which one has more gas generating power.


* - Garbanzo beans (translation for any non-desi reader)
** - Assuming that you dont fart and waste it !!
*** - Now why would any smart person be reading my blog ??
**** - Kidney beans (one more translation for all you non-desis !!)